Fred January 17, 2011

As I was passing by Zanzibar and as I had a message from Wayne Sleep I decided to spend time with Freddie in the only place where no one would think to look for him or would think they recognised him. Mercury’s has rather good lobster and we discussed the film to be made of [...]

Lunch on Jupiter November 16, 2010

Lunch today on Jupiter in a restaurant called PiL.  The fusion principle is that you choose each course in the form of a pill, of course, and plug in to wherever you want to be.  It is a shame that there is no option for Jupiter but then again the company was not up to [...]

Very Famous Pop Star October 28, 2010

I was in the Fantasy Restaurant in Off Ur Face town licking some potted shrimp with Mr Shack and a Very Famous Pop Star whose name I cannot disclose. Mr Shack was eating with his mouth full, bad manners I noted: in fact his attitude towards us has changed since he won the Euro Millions [...]

Rhodes October 20, 2010

I was in yet another nondescript restaurant in Rhodes when I was violently shaken from my sleep by Bunuel, who said. “Que Josef?  Did you just hear what the Burroughs just said?”.  The soup was degoutant but I fell asleep in it all the same, Yours, Josef Suicide

Happy New Year January 1, 2010

BrainShack would like to wish everyone a very prosperous new year and are looking forward to great things for 2010. The blue full moon on NYE hopefully augurs well and as they say “…once in a blue moon”.

two strange gentlemen November 11, 2009

The so-called Brainshack Boys were accosted by these two very strange gentlemen outside the Coach & Horses. They claimed to know us but everyone does that.

New Blog! October 24, 2009

Trying out WordPress as our last blog provider is rubbish (mindsay).